Monday, May 28, 2007

squeeky... 2fer squeeky... Pink Is The New Blecch

Top Comparison Site Rankings:
1. Shopzilla Listings... compare more pinks 2. Shopping.com Listings... compare more pinks 3. Become.com Listings... compare pink
4. NexTag Listings... compare pink hot 5. Smarter.com Listings... compare same 6. PriceGrabber Listings... compare yup pink
The Online Reviews:
1. Amazon.com... PINK ONES... 2. CNET.com... ain' got it A. Manufacturer Page... probably don't exist

...rough on the linkage today... that's definite... and i've been waiting for a pink mp3 players woot! for what seems like a lifetime... so sad... but so happy... i'm not sure which way to turn right now... couldn't find this pink mp3 player anywhere... probably manufactured in the woot! pink mp3 player basement for all we know... so i'm gonna suggest extreme caution on woot!ing today... but i gave links to other pink MP3 Players with all the CSEs... cuz A) that's hot... B) that's the only way for a lady to stay fresh at the stinky sweaty gym... and C) pink.

THE More Useful Link O' The Day
ALL Wireless Headphone Deals on Shopzilla ... cuz that's how ladies rock the pink MP3 on the elliptical

Refresher: Today's Woot
Designer Vision 512MB MP3 Player – 2 Pack - $24.99
Features:
  • It's pink
  • 512 MB capacity
  • USB 2.0 interface
  • Easy drag and drop file transfers
  • MP3 and WMA format compatible
  • Backlit color LCD display
  • in microphone
  • record
  • Easy click navigation
  • Plug and Play (Windows 2000/Me/XP and Mac)
  • Requires one (1) “AAA” battery
  • Dimensions: 3.5×1.1×0.75-inches
  • EQ Modes: Normal, Rock, Jazz, Full Bass, Pop, Classical
  • Play Modes: Normal, Repeat one, Repeat all, Random, Intro

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Please stop using ellipses. What you do to the English language is akin to rape.

Anonymous said...

Its pink, so why don't you finally buy it ?

Anonymous said...

Exactly. I agree with both of you. Also, did I mention how Ghey this site is.

Anonymous said...

Mr. Anonymous #1 & 3...the cause of increased homosexuality among women age 18-44

Thanks, we feel better now!

Signed,

All the women of America

Anonymous said...

Mr Anonymous #4 agrees with Marcia. HAHA. You guys got served.

Anonymous said...

Jessie is soooo Ghey!

Anonymous said...

everything is going wirless these days. how many years before you reckon USB cables are a thing of the past?